Quote / Thought for the Day 19-03-2008

"If every step is taken in the remembrance of God, just imagine how much fortune there is in every moment."



"Life's battles do not always go to the stronger or faster hand; They go to the one who always thinks "I Can"."

The language of friendship..

The language of friendship is not words but meanings .

"Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends whom we choose."

"Every man passes his life in the search after friendship."

" Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit."

"Your friend is the One who knows all about you, and still likes you."

"No man is useless while he has a friend."

"Love is rarer than genius itself. And friendship is rarer than love."

Always keep smiling...

"Always keep smiling and be happy. Life is too short to complain."

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Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.

Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

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Maa: beti tum sari raat kahan thi?
Beti: main sari raat apne boy friend k saath thi.

Maa: to kar aayi apna mouh kala.
Beti: to kiya hua fair & lovely hai na.

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Poltry farm owner NE tamam murghion se kaha : "gar tum sab NE raat ko 2,2 anday na diye to main tum ko Dana nahi donga:"

Agli subha us NE dekha sab NE 2 anday diye hue tahe lekin ek NE 1 anda diya.

Owner: "tum NE 1 kyon diya?

Jawab mila: "janab ye bhi aap k daar se diya hai warna main to murga hoon."

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Sardar weeping. Friend asked ki Hoya?

Sardar: bapu mer gaya.

After 5 mints sardar again crying.

Friend asked: Hun ki Hoya?

Sardar said: meri behan DA baapu v mer gia