Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye..

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye...


Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe,
humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho...



Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai....



Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch majburian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai....

Teri chahat me hum zamana bhool gaye...

Teri chahat me hum zamana bhool gaye,
Tere baad kisi ko apnana bhool gaye,

Phir laga sara jahan veerana hum ko,
Jaise Chaman me phool meheknaa bhool gaye,

Tum se mohabat hi bataya saare Jahan ko,
Yahi baat tumpe zatana bhool gaye,

Hum ne mita diya jahan bhi likha tha Naam Tera,
Magar apne dil se mitana bhool gaye,

Hum juda hue unse muskrate hue,
Magar apni palkon se ansoo hatana bhool gaye...

Jokes( Thora Hasi)...Part 2

01.Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A . Moti-vating !!!


02.Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A . Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai

03.Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A . Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.


04.Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'


05.Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi upaaye bataiye.
A . Sadhu bola , saale, Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?



Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.


Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.


Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.


Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 maale se gir gaya tha
Banta: toh fir bach gaya ya mar gaya ?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.


Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega.


In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state (brilliant answer).


INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.


.Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha 'kya kar rahe ho?'
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.



Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final match.



marraiges are made in heaven-
So Why Punishments are on earth...


Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives.
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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.
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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there's no choice.

There was a king who was a great admirer of art. He encouraged artists from all over his country and gave them valuable gifts.

One day an artist came and said to the king, "Oh King! Give me a blank wall in your palace and let me paint a picture on it. It will be more beautiful than anything you have ever seen before. I promise you shall not be disappointed. "


Now, the king happened to be constructing a big hall at the rear end of the palace. So he said, "All right you may work on one of the walls in the new hall." So the artist was given the job and he was very pleased indeed.


Just then, another young man said, "Oh King! Please allow me to work on the opposite wall. I too am an artist." The king said, "What would you like to make?"

The man said, "My Lord, I shall make exactly what that man will make on the opposite wall. Moreover, I shall do so, without looking at his work. I would even request you to have a thick curtain put up between the two walls so that either of us can not see the other."



Now, that was a tall statement. Everyone in the king's court, including the king and the first artist were intrigued. But the king loved surprises and he decided to give the young fellow a chance.



The following day a thick curtain was put into place and both the artists got to work.

The first artist brought in a regular supply of paint, oil, water etc. The second one would come with a cloth and a bucket of water every day.


After a month the first artist told the king that his work was complete and he would like to show it to the king. The king sent for the second artist and asked him, "Young man, when would your work be ready? I am coming to see the first wall this evening." The man said, "My Lord, my wall is ready too!"



The king went to see the first artist's wall. He was very, very impressed with the painting and gave a hefty sum as a reward to the artist. He then asked for the curtain to be opened up. Lo and behold! The same painting was to be seen on the opposite wall too! Amazing! But true! Each line, each minor detail was exactly as it was on the first wall. But this man had not been seeing what was going on, on the other side of the curtain. So how had he done it?



The king wanted to know the secret. He gave a double reward to the fellow. Then he said, "Young man, I am indeed very happy with your work. But you must tell me; how did you do it?"



The lad said simply, "It's very easy! I just polished the wall every day! It was a wall made of white marble! The fellow polished it till it shone like a mirror. The reflection of the painting across the room, showed up in it! "



Moral :- That is what it means to polish yourself.For when we polish our hearts and souls, we see God's reflection within.It is said that the world is a reflection of you. Whatever you are, the world will seem to be that too. If you are sad, jealous, dejected, angry, restless ... That is what the world will seem to be! If you are happy, the world will seem to be paradise. You decide how you want your world to look¦

Jokes( Thora Hasi)..

Need Mein Galiya...

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha....


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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)


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Husband - tum kon hoo

Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai



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Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.


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Wife: Wo jo admi drink ker raha hai,

usko main ne 10 saal pehlay shadi ke

liye inkaar kia tha.

Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Trust..

In a Battle, a Soldier was going to bring his Wounded Friend back from the Field. His Captain said: "It's of No use! Your friend must be dead". But soldier still goes & brings back his friend. Seeing the dead body, Captain says, "I told u it's of no use, He's dead". The soldier replies, "No sir, it was really of great worth, when I reached, my friend saw me, smiled & said his last words, "I KNEW YOU WILL COME".


Moral: If someone trusts you, until death you should to be committed not to break his /her belief.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Seh liya har dard humne haste haste..

Seh liya har dard humne haste haste'
Ujad gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste'

Ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro'
Wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste..