Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Funny SMS..

Hum dosti nibhana jante hai.
Zakham tumhare kitne bhi gahre ho,
Hum dawa lagana jaante hai..
Hame bhulane ki galti mat kar na dost,
Hum “Galaa Dabana” bhi jante hai.


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Husband makes a strong peg of whisky
And tells his wife: PI ISKO
WIFE tastes and says " chhee Kitni kadvi hai"
Husband: Aur tu sochti hai ki main Roj aish karta hun


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